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| Queens Club 'A' Team | Queens Club 'B' Team | ||||||||
| Queens Club 'A' Team's first game of the season is home to Stoke 'C'. Team members handicaps are as follows: W Francis 14, B Stirling 20, F Hayter 2, C Jackson 6, A Collier 6, T Godfrey 30. | The first game of the season the 'B' Team are away to Hill Park Working Mens Club. Mini-Bus leaves from the Queens Club 7 p.m. Team will be selected on the night. Any queries telephone Simon Dewan on 077 7196 6218. | ||||||||
| Subject | Effort | Attainment | Comments | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DRESS | Yes | No | Has perfected the "Worzel Gummage" look. Always keen to prove his colleagues are smarter than him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE BREAK | No | Yes | Thank goodness for Kit Kat. If he wasn't a chocoholic he would never have a break. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SAFETY PLAY | A | A | His safety play only lets him down when actually at the table. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ATTITUDE | Yes | Yes | His attitude can only be described as 'even'. Even if it was there anybody knowing the Anne Robinson view of the Welsh would only agree with her moderate views. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| REFEREEING | No | No | He's the only snooker referee who has a pocket full of yellow and red cards. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| POTTING | A | Z | Shows too much emotion when he pots the occasional red. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BLACK BALL GAMES | A | Z | Know's it's on the table and looking forward to scoring his first single 7 pointer. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PRACTICE | A | Z | Must stop using a pool table in an effort to improve his snooker game. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ETIQUETTE | A | Z | Once he can spell "etiquette" he will then work on the practical. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| LOYALTY | A | A | The most loyal member of the team who learnt his craft from the ships cat during National Service. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Overall Assessment B Tutor's Report. Taff is a trier, in fact he is very very trying. If it wasn't for the fact that Taff's number one priority is to make everybody else look good he would have a hard time being a member of the Club, let alone Captain of the Team. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Subject | Effort | Attainment | Comments | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DRESS | A | A | Barry is a credit to the Club, always well turned out, he is always proud to state "I have just got home from work and leapt out of the bath, can I go on first or second". | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE BREAK | B | D | Takes the initiative on the break, his coolness and long follow through usually puts his opposition in trouble. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SAFETY PLAY | A | B | Thinks hard about safety play but seldom achieves it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ATTITUDE | A | B | A great attitude to the game, one of the best loser's in the Club. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| REFEREEING | C | D | Referees well when cornered. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| POTTING | A | A++ | Towards the end of the season Barry's long potting has been frightening. Keep up the good work! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BLACK BALL GAMES | C | D | Barry has usually sewn the game up or unstitched it, well before the question of black balls arrive. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PRACTICE | C | C | Barry's practice evolves around "fiver a corner" on Friday nights. This scares off genuine practice candidates and only leads to negative safety play. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ETIQUETTE | B | C | Top of the squad for this one, but must not except defeat too easily or nicely, should at least mentally threaten his opponent with a good kicking. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| LOYALTY | B | A | Proud to have young Stirling in the squad his loyalty is unquestioned. He also has the knack of influencing others in the team, particularly his younger brother. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Overall Assessment B Tutor's Report. A mature player with lots of confidence who has served his apprenticeship well. His loyalty, bearing and outspoken sensible views makes him a prime candidate to take over the leadership of the squad next season. Barry has the organisational skills and power of command which is ideal in a Captain. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Last revision: 11 September 2003
